The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Knock knock - Who's there? - The door bell repairer
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
