Bell

Bell Jokes

Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell đź””

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!

i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.