The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell đź””
Knock knock - Who's there? - The door bell repairer
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
