Bell Jokes

Xzavier
in Little Johnny

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier

Anonymous
in Puns

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

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DODO

WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE

Anonymous
in Animal

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

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Anonymous

Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔

VictorSWAG118
in Puns

Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

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Gwen
in Puns

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

no1

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”

Anonymous

Knock knock

  • Who’s there?
  • The door bell repairer
TheWatcherOfMoon
in Puns

At first, I didn’t like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable

Anonymous
in Puns

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Bush did 9/11 again

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

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THE BIG OOF
in Puns

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

Conor

The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward

Anonymous
in Door

What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: “You dingus!”

Anonymous

Your mom is soo fat when she asked “what gift will I get” abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔

Anonymous🙃
in Class

The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said “the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do” the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with “the bell doesn’t tell me when I should arrive I do”