A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”
Knock knock
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
At first, I didn’t like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get
A: a no-bell prize
Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said “the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do” the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with “the bell doesn’t tell me when I should arrive I do”
