Little Johnny

Xzavier

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier

Puns

Anonymous

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

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Puns

Anonymous

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

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Scientist

DODO

WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE

Puns

TheWatcherOfMoon

At first, I didn’t like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable

Puns

VictorSWAG118

Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Die

Anonymous

Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

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Puns

Gwen

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Puns

Anonymous

Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”

Hill

Bush did 9/11 again

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

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Puns

THE BIG OOF

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

Puns

Anonymous

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Forehead

Rick FN Love

Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876

Number

Conor

The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

Orphan

Daddy Milkie

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold’s fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens’ 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

Knock knock

SniperDeo

Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize

Best

Anonymous

Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get

A: a no-bell prize

Doctor

Uncle Jokes

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?