A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
more about quinn he loves robin he loves his tight ass he licks up all his shit after taco bell
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
