Little Johnny

Xzavier

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier

Puns

Anonymous

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

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Scientist

DODO

WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE

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Anonymous

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

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Die

Anonymous

Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔

Puns

VictorSWAG118

Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

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Puns

Gwen

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

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Anonymous

Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”

Door

Anonymous

Knock knock

  • Who’s there?
  • The door bell repairer

Hill

Bush did 9/11 again

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

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Puns

THE BIG OOF

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

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Anonymous

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Gas

no1

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

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TheWatcherOfMoon

At first, I didn’t like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable

Number

Conor

The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward

Best

Anonymous

Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get

A: a no-bell prize

Forehead

Rick FN Love

Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876

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Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

Class

Anonymous🙃

The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said “the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do” the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with “the bell doesn’t tell me when I should arrive I do”