The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize

Why do cows wear bells

Because their horns don’t work

jingle bells Osama smells

Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.

Knock knock

  • Who’s there?
  • The door bell repairer
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