Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Orphan's Away Game
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. So, like, orphans don't have parents, right? And the joke is that they can't go to away games because their parents won't show up, but, like, they don't HAVE parents, so that's the joke! Ha... ha...