Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke implies that 9/11 victims fell from the World Trade Center. They can go through "100 floors in 7 seconds". This is because they are falling to their death. Get it? Also, you seem like you're bad at reading comprehension.
Anonymous
100 stories, not floors, dumbass.