What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that owls "hoot," right? And there's a restaurant chain called "Hooters." So, a club for owls would be called "Hooters" because it sounds like what owls do! It's wordplay, you simpleton! Did you know you are 40% more likely to misunderstand simple jokes like this one than the average person?