Go jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
master mind
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!