Go jokes
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
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The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Kyler, go on this one.
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If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."