Go jokes
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
mine is u fucking dumb bitch
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
What is going on here?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"