Go Jokes

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.