Go jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?