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Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣