Go jokes
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!