Go jokes
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.