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Anonymous

What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?

The Inbredibles.

Die

Person

Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.

“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the coroner.

“Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The inspector then asks, “What about the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” asks the inspector.

“He thought he was having his picture taken.”

Sister

JT

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Girl

Sneakyjew

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

Sister

Rednecks

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

Girl

BIGDICKN....69

What do you call a hillbilly girl who’s faster then her brothers

A redneck virgin

Building

Thomas

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

  The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions

Guy

Red Neck Idiot

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

Sister

Anonymous

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

Sister

Anonymous

How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin

Girl

Bob ross

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin

Deer

B-rett

Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?

Ya got no-eye-dear.

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Anonymous

If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

Cross

boobslol

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?

Incest.

Sister

Jake

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake

Girl

Bob ross

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin

Girl

Anonymous

What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Blue

Ben Dover

What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue

Rip

Anonymous

if you ever had your nipple ripped of by a possum, you might be a redneck…

Fire

HowlingMoon

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner…you might be a Redneck!

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