How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

  The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.

“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the coroner.

“Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The inspector then asks, “What about the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” asks the inspector.

“He thought he was having his picture taken.”

What do you call a hillbilly girl who’s faster then her brothers

A redneck virgin

If you f... your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?.. A redneck virgen!!!

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?

Incest.

a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink

How do kill a redneck Wait until he is f...ing his sister and take the brakes of his house

How do curcensize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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