What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house
couy
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
