Go jokes

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Why did the nut go to the bank?

To cashew its check.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Go touch some grass, bro.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"