Go jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Go fuck yourself!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."