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Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?

Go to the junkyard.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Why don't orphans go skydiving?

Because they don't have the "Morley."

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.