Go jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Memes
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.