I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Go Jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
