Go jokes

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.