Go jokes
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Memes
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.