"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Rumor About Butter
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, butterfingers! The joke is that "spread" has two meanings: to smear butter on bread AND to tell everyone a rumor. So the joke plays on the double meaning. You probably spread a lot of butter on your face, judging by how dense you are.