Go jokes

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.