Go jokes

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE!