Go jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”