Go jokes

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

I go beep like a Jeep.

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.