Whitney Houston jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?

"Run It!" by Chris Brown.

Ariana Grande, where are you?

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.