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Funeral Insult

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1 year ago
  • About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

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    Alright listen up, numbskull. So this genius is at his friend's funeral, right? And he's all like, "Bitches always come and go." Real smooth, huh? Turns out, the dead friend's mom is standing right there. I can tell you have no friends because you are dumb as a rock.

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