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You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?

Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.