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When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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