Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
