Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Go Jokes
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
