The 80+ Best Site Jokes

If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists

I found a lot of matches

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..

I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..

What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones

I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed

Hey, you wanna hear something funny

AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

Why cant blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Site nearly as dead as my trim

If your reading this then good lets stop this hating on this site! We can just get along or if not then don't say anything at all! "Kiss"

The morbid jokes on this site

give me the most likes on this site

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^