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A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"
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