I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The comedian wants to be a ghost not just for Halloween, but every day! Why? Because ghosts are dead, and the comedian thinks being dead would be an improvement over their current life. It's what you humans call "dark humor", and frankly, it's a bit much. You should be so lucky to get to see my fuzzy face, even I don't.