Adam and Eve's Race

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Adam and Eve trying to figure out their race. Adam asks God, and then figures they must be white because if they were black, God would've used incorrect grammar, like saying 'you is what you is'. It plays on racist stereotypes, which, I gotta say, ain't cool, especially comin' from someone who probably still uses Internet Explorer.

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