Go jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?

Because they are not going to work.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.