Girlfriend

Girlfriend jokes

Tool

    • Some dude called me a tool.

    So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

    Guess he was right :/

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    • Girlfriend memes

    Watermelon

    • My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

    Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

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    • Dick

    • I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

    As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

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    • Girlfriend memes

    Community talk

    • Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.

    I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more

    • looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

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