Girlfriend jokes

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

My girlfriend passed away recently.

At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.

Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.