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Monday Memes

Monday morning

A fluffy hamster is curled up in a coconut shell. The text overlay says, "Me on monday morning."

Girlfriend

A person with a skull mask is in a car. The text on the image says, "MY GIRLFRIEND EVERY MONDAY LIKE" and three skull emojis below the text.

Year

Me on Monday

A three-panel image from the TV show Friends. The first panel shows Joey sitting in a chair saying, "It's been a tough year." The second panel shows Phoebe with the caption, "It's the first week of January." The third panel shows Joey looking at Phoebe with the caption, "Your point?"

Attention

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Weather

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Weather

A screenshot of a phone's weather forecast. The background is a gradient of red. At the top, white text reads, "gonna need a coat on tuesday 😭🙏". Below this, a list of days and their corresponding temperatures is displayed. The days listed are "Today" (27°), "Monday" (18°-28°), followed by "Doomsday" (21°-1000°). The subsequent days are "Wed" (15°-24°), "Thu" (13°-22°), "Fri" (10°-22°), "Sat" (12°-22°), and "Sun" (11°-20°). The temperature for Doomsday, 1000°, is highlighted in red.

Week

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

Stream

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user named Hudson Wheeler asks Nick Eh 30 to play Red Dead Redemption again. Nick Eh 30 replies that he will "beat it on stream" on Monday morning, which is underlined with "???" written below.

Charger

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Work

tru tho

The image shows four different photos of Kim Kardashian yawning. Above the photos is the text "You'll feel refreshed after a nice weekend" and "Me at work on Monday:".

Memes

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
1

Neighbor

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Week

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Daep

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

Worm

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Friday

Almost FRIDAY

The image is a three-panel scene from a movie. In the top panel, a woman with elaborate antlers says 'You can't defeat me' with the word 'Monday' above her. The middle panel shows a man smiling and saying 'I know, but he can' with the word 'Me' above him. The bottom panel shows an explosion with the word 'Friday' on it.

Weekend

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a white stick figure labeled "ME" reaches out with both hands towards a yellow sphere labeled "WEEKEND" with a big smile. In the second panel, the same stick figure, labeled "ME", looks more worried and is also reaching for the "WEEKEND" sphere, but this time a pink figure labeled "MONDAY" has its arms wrapped around him.