Female Jokes

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female

A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."

What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice

me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...

What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?

They take in 100’s of kids

Female Rights

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult