My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent
Women
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
