Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Someone called this dude a tool, right? So he went and got "hammered" (that means drunk) and then "nailed" the guy's girlfriend (that means he had sex with her). Get it? Because a hammer and nails are tools! You are a special one.
Yuechan
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