Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
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Explanation
The humor comes from the absurdity of a person with schizophrenia being asked if they would love a figment of their imagination. The punchline is funny because the implication is that their girlfriend is already a figment of their imagination, and they're accepting of that.