I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo, he tried high fiving a tree but it only left him hanging
Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
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