Schizophrenic jokes
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Memes
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
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ók so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/