Schizophrenic jokes

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.