I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Schizophrenic Jokes
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.