Girlfriend jokes
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
O Dario tem namorada?
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.