one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
why does my girlfriend have a dick oh wait im gay
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
What’s red, 11 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when i slap her with it?
Her miscarriage
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS LOUSY IN BED SHE REPLIED I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING YOUR X GIRLFRIEND UH
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s a salt!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare giGIHADid
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!
I was at my grandpas this weakend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes and when I sent them my grandpas phone when of so he when on his phone then my girlfriend replied
