My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the girlfriend is suggesting they remain cousins after breaking up. Which is weird because, unless they're already related, that's not how relationships work. You wouldn't know though, you only go outside to get groceries.