Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow
A special quote : “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
my girlfriend's a two but she's turning 3 to tomorrow
teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.