Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst
A special quote : “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
the past, present, and future walked into a bar. it was tense
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What time do you call me tomorrow
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
my girlfriend's a two but she's turning 3 to tomorrow
teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.
