Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Listen up, buttercup! This dude claims he's got a hot 28-year-old bod, right? But then he opens the freezer. Get it? The body is in the freezer! It's dark, like your soul!
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