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Body of a 28 Year Old

Anonymous
5 years ago
  • Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

    Her: Prove it.

    Me: (opens freezer)

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This dude claims he's got a hot 28-year-old bod, right? But then he opens the freezer. Get it? The body is in the freezer! It's dark, like your soul!

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    Comments (2)

  • h

    hi

    5 years ago

    hi

    Anonymous

    5 years ago

    NICE

    PPassive Anole

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