What's Your Main Food?

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the girlfriend says her favorite food is a donut because she has a lot of cream. It's a sexual innuendo, implying she's sexually active. Bet you didn't catch that, did you? Probably too busy trying to figure out how to tie your shoes.

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