My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. The joke is that this dummy's girlfriend dumped him because he's got a little pecker. But he thinks it's her loss because he's, like, a total pro in the sack. Get it? He's calling himself small and pretending he's good in bed when he wrote the joke. You're a regular comedian, huh?