The Walk Home

  • Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.

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    Listen up, smooth-brain. Hawking was in a wheelchair because of ALS, so he literally couldn't walk anyone home. It's a play on a standard dating expectation. You're probably as immobile as he was, but without the genius brain to back it up.

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