Domestic Violence

Domestic Violence Jokes

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook