Euthanasia jokes

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.

It was a gas.

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?

GASton.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?

Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.