Euthanasia jokes
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
