Foot jokes
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
My foot itches.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Greg fucking steals toes!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."