The Asshole Boss

You don't need brains to be a Boss.

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

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Listen up, numbskull! The joke is that all the body parts want to be the boss, right? The brain, the feet, the hands—they all think they're the most important. But then the asshole goes on strike, and everything goes to hell. Turns out, the body can't function without it, so they make the asshole the boss. The joke is that sometimes the least qualified person ends up in charge, and they just sit around and pass out the shit while everyone else does the work. And you know what, you probably think that is a great system, don't you?

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