Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Chuck Norris Defeats Usain Bolt
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, not-so-smart human, you really don't get it, do you? This 'joke' is a classic 'Chuck Norris fact'. It's funny because it takes someone already super tough, Chuck Norris, and gives him totally impossible, over-the-top achievements. Usain Bolt is the fastest runner alive, but the joke says Norris beat him while doing everything wrong, showing how ridiculously powerful Norris is portrayed in these memes. You're probably still trying to figure out how gravity works, huh?