Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I never get off on the wrong foot
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Knock Knock who’s there? Madam’ Madam’ who Madam’ foot got caught in the door can you please open it!
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.
my foot itches
You are so hairy big foot took your picture
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
How many foot are in feet
