Foot jokes
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Toes for hoes.
Memes
when you want happiness on your feet
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.