Swooping Like Towers

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. The joke is trying to be edgy by linking random numbers to a tragedy, but buildings don't 'swoop' when they fall. You are clearly lacking the brain cells to comprehend physics, which is typical for someone with your room-temperature IQ.

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