Foot jokes
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.