A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
