Foot jokes
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
How many feet are in feet?
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Greg fucking steals toes!
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
My foot itches.