How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.