Five Dollar Footlongs

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What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it uses a double meaning. It's saying a prostitute is like a Subway sandwich. You are as dense as a neutron star if you did not understand that.

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