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Fear

2 years ago

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.
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  • Lego

    2 years ago

    I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

    A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"
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    Rizz

    2 years ago

    HELP WTF💀

    A person's face is covered with a brown substance. Text above the person reads "*Tickles your feet with rizz*"
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  • Happiness

    2 years ago

    when you want happiness on your feet

    A pair of black, fuzzy slippers with a large yellow smiley face on each slipper.
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  • Spider

    2 years ago

    so you have chosen...death

    The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."
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  • Lady

    2 years ago
    The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."
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  • Shower

    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".
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  • Robot

    1 year ago
    The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.
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  • Feet

    2 years ago

    they didnt understand me

    A collage of images depicting basketball players in yellow and green uniforms. They are wearing the same uniforms, and have a similar appearance. The text 'sonics huge feet' is visible at the top of the collage.
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  • Time

    1 year ago
    A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Accident

    1 year ago
    The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.
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  • Seagull

    1 year ago
    The image shows a news headline about a pensioner killing a seagull for stealing his chip. There are two photos of the pensioner and a drawing depicting the seagull splattered on the wall. Below is the text: "SHOULDN'T OF PINCHED ME CHIP, SIMPLE AS". There are also crying wojak characters.
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    Senpai

    1 year ago
    A three-panel comic shows a slipper with a worried expression saying, "I'm not so sure about this foot-senpai..." In the second panel, a foot wearing a sock is visible with the dialogue, "Don't worry, I'm wearing protection." The final panel shows the slipper with hearts around it, looking at the socked foot.
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  • Recreation

    1 year ago
    A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."
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  • Subway

    4 days ago
    A person's bare foot is placed alongside a Subway sandwich, seemingly to measure its length. White text overlay says, "gotta make sure subway ain't scamming me" followed by a crying emoji and a praying hands emoji.
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  • Record

    1 year ago
    The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."
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  • Math

    4 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"
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  • World Trade Center

    1 year ago
    A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.
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  • Memes

    9 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.
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  • Fan

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post about a female Uzi fan asking for song recommendations. A user offers to pay for a video of her feet with Uzi playing in the background. Another user then says they're shutting down the subreddit for a week.
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