joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
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