Food jokes

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

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Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

When orphans drink milk, they cry.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

What do you call a flat cabbage?

A leaf pile.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

Oh, he needs some milk!