Food jokes

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

Oh, he needs some milk!

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

What did the fork say to the cake?

A: "I want a piece of you!"

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

I don't want to taco about myself.

What do you call an infant with no legs?

Ground beef.

Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother has diabetes.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?

He was dressing.

The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.