Food jokes
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.