I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Food Jokes
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Eat this, peppe.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
