Food jokes
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Oh, he needs some milk!
Memes
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
I don't want to taco about myself.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.