Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Sally and the Bus
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, Sally was walkin' around with her ice cream, right? Then, BAM! A bus comes outta nowhere and hits her. She drops her ice cream 'cause, ya know, she just got hit by a freaking bus! It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark, just like your sense of humor, which is probably why you think this is funny, you degenerate.
Anonymous
Fuck off
anonymous
It's never the kids like you that go missing
Ligma
Frick you little tird you stole my joke
You a bitch
Boi if you don’t shut up you’re going to be sally