Food jokes

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Oh, he needs some milk!

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"

What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

What did the fork say to the cake?

A: "I want a piece of you!"

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?

He was dressing.

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].