Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Food Jokes
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
