Food jokes
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Eat this, peppe.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Memes
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.