Food jokes
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"