Food jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.