Food jokes
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Oh, he needs some milk!
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I don't want to taco about myself.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?