Buffet jokes
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Community talk
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more