Worry Jokes

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves