There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
"Don't worry! Life goes on" "Yeah that's what's had me worried"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Dont worry the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline
I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
Worry I am dead
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawkings house don't worry he hasn't nether
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe" He didn't make it either.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
